Thursday, 8 December 2011

LYF HAS LOTS OF FUN



Play in the middle of the street
Break ur neighbour's window
Apologise 4 it 2day
And break a new window 2moro
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Share with your friends
Ask them 4 a return
Have a sip of tea in a pan shop
Share a half-hot samosa
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Sit at the corner of the classroom
Make crazy noises
Get noticed by your teacher
Thrown out of the classroom
Coz, life has lots of fun


Xplore the silent streets at the midnight
Run after the cats or run b4 the dogs
Have a coffee in a railway station
Blow horns in the midnight
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Drive a bike unlicensed
Get caught 2 the police
Offer him a bribe
Then, overtake a benz
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Tease ur friends
Offer them gifts
Flirt ur friends
Get a party from them
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Sleep on the terrace
Count the stars
Point out the rockets
Feel the dew
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Get wet in a rain
Have severe cold
Cough & sneeze
Sleep inside a blanket
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Get a black ticket 4 a flop movie
Whistle at the boring scenes
Kill the calmness in the theatre
Count the number of viewers
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Have midnight rides
Drive a brakeless bike
Have ur bike tire punctured on a highway
Push it 2 a workshop, which is just 7 kms away
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Propose a girl
Get rejected
Feel the sweet pain
Miss her a lot
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Wakeup till morning
Go 2 class with drowsy face
Ask ur benchmate 2 watch out 4 the teacher
Sleep in the 1st period
Coz, life has lots of fun


Write an exam
Pass it by a slightest margin
Thank god
Offer him prayers
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Attend an interview
Get failed in the last round
Have a party
Cry along with ur friends
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Follow the latest trends
Talk about the gossips in ur college,
Or create one of your own
Watch an old movie on your laptop
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Play with kids
Play like a kid
No matter who is watching
No matter who is complaining
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Listen to music, or
Make your own song
Comment or compliment someone
Xpress yourself
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Dance in your bathroom
Dance under the shower
Play with the soap & lather
But b sure, u do not slip
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Talk with ur friends
Listen 2 them
Have silly fights
Get hurt
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Make a mischievous thing
Get caught 2 ur parents
Listen 2 their scoldings with dumb ears
Next time b sure, u r not getting caught
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Create suspence 4 silly things
Tell big things as if they r so simple
View things in ur own way
Who knows, may b one day u may direct a film
Coz, Life has lots of fun


On a rainy day,
B sure 2 take an umbrella with u
Keep it safe in ur pocket &
Enjoy the rain
Coz, Life has lots of fun


Get on a rush train
Sit at the steps
Watch the nature
Wave hands 2 kids
Coz, life has lots of fun


Ask silly doubts
Get scolded by the lecturer
Let the whole class laugh at U
Bit Ur tongue & sit quiet
Coz, life has lots of fun

Monday, 5 December 2011

XPLORING MYSELF



I xplored the prettiest girls in the town...
I xplored the most precious jewellery...


I xplored many books in my life...
I xplored many things in my wife.....


I xplored all the latest technologies in the world...
I xplored the most trendy fashions of the world...


I xplored the oldest wine...
I xplored the midnight pubs...


I xplored the fastest bike...
I xplored the smoothest car.....


I xplored the bullet trains...
I xplored the Blackbird jet aircraft.....


I xplored the moon...
I xplored the space.....


I xplored the skies...
I xplored the waters.....


I xplored many lucks...
I xplored many fucks.....


I xplored many things, unknown 2 the world...
I xplored many wonders on the earth.....


I xplored many ideas...
I xplored many idols.....


I xplored happiness...
I xplored pain.....


I xplored enjoyment...
I xplored depression.....


I xplored the deepest oceans...
I xplored the highest mountains.....


I xplored love...
I xplored hatred.....


I xplored arrogance...
I xplored ignorance.....


I xplored almost everything, known 2 man...
But Still, xploring MYSELF was my favourite xploration.....

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

SWORDS DON'T NEED REST


It's all about, how a warrior in a battle should think, act, feel & control/suppress his common human emotions & fears.

But, remember, Battle is against problems, Battle is for Aims/Goals, Battle is for Passion.


Its a battlefield

Whoever comes infront of U, is there 2 kill U

They r not ur friends 2 hug

Neither ur masters 2 beg
They came 2 kill U
Fight like a friend, kill like an enemy
Remember, its a battlefield

Tear the air

Make the time weep
Make them whisper death
Make their guns cry
Remember, its a battlefield

Cut their legs, cut their hands

Break their bones, break their heads
Destroy everything that comes ur way
Spill blood all over the ground
Remember, its a battlefield

Whether he may b ur father or brother, uncle or relative

Whoever comes against U, kill them mercilessly
Bcoz, there  is never a room 4 human emotions in a battle
No concern, no regrets
Remember, its a battlefield

Even if God comes ur way

Even, if he had a mighty sword in his hand
Try 2 hit him on his head
But, never surrender 2 survive
Remember, its a battlefield

U r not a doctor 2 win lives

U r not an entertainer 2 win smiles
U r a warrior & should win only ur ememies' heads
& U should win, with ur swords in their heads
Remember, its a battlefield

U may come from different backgrouds

If U r a tattoist, make a tattoo with his blood, right on his forehead
If U r a musician, make melodious music from his cries, by striking his strings
If U r a teacher, teach him a lesson of lyf, teach him the pain of death
Remember, its a battlefield

Let your weapons speak alone

Let ur gun bullets spatter their brains
Let ur swords taste their sweet blood
Let ur spears pierce through their bodies
Remember, its a battlefield

On an average, an adult human have 206 bones

Make sure U break, atleast 10 of them
Also an adult human have 32 teeth
Make sure, U get 5 of them out of their basement
Remember, its a battlefield

Punish them with Ur Punches

Calm  them down, with Ur Kicks
Shock them with Ur Knocks
Surprise them with Ur Bangs
Remember, its a battlefield 

4 U, Playing with their bones should b as easy as playing a game

Killing should b ur favourite sport
& U must b the champion in THAT
Cry out 2 them "Thrill me or Kill me"
Remember, its a battlefield 

The blood of ur enemy drives u crazy

The cry of ur enemy soothens ur heart
The sight of ur enemy collapsing, makes u refreshed
The deadbodies of them, bring calm 2 ur mind
Remember, its a battlefield

U hear Ur enemies uttering cries

U hear Ur enemies moaning
U hear Ur heart singing with pride
Its the sweetest music U can ever hear in the world
Remember, its a battlefield

Some may plead U 2 leave them alive

& Some may even catch ur legs 2 beg
Don't 4get 2 cut out both the hands, when they do so
Because, in a battle, cowards should b severely punished
Remember, its a battlefield

Once U get into action

U'll find guns roaring
U'll find spears flying
U'll find swords swaying
Remember, its a battlefield

In the battle, U 2 might b hurt

U may spill blood
U might have had bullets into ur body
U may find swords tearing ur skin
Remember, its a battlefield

U may watch ur body parts cut down

The enemies may b upon U
But, that should not worry U
Bcoz, U r going 2 die like a bravo
Remember, its a battlefield

In a battle, one of the side should win

Itz the real definition
Pray 4 a strong enemy
Because, U r all set 2 make them die
Remember, its a battlefield

In lyf, U should have,

Friends with good hearts
& Enemies with great minds
Then, it brings out the real 'YOU'
Remember, its a battlefield 

U win, if U had all your enemies dead

U win, dying trying
U win, if U die in a battle, fighting
Only braveness counts in a battle
Remember, its a battlefield

After the battle, U will b called a HERO

bcoz, U fought like a HERO
& U'll b a HERO, always
History had always been, in ROMANCE with the HEROES

Bcoz, swords don't need rest & guns never need training...


Friday, 18 November 2011

U R MY DARLING !!!

U R My Darling...


When I see U
I go crazy



When I need U
I wanted to touch U



When I see ur curves
I just wanted 2 hug U



When I see ur waist, Oh! my God
I just wanted to put my hand around it



When I see ur slim body
I want to strike ur strings



When U talk
It's so sweet



When I wanted to hear U more
Then, I wish to strike U more



When U don't talk well
I wanna tune U

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.
.
.
.
Oh! My sexy 'GUITAR'...
U R MY DARLING...

NO TYM 4 LUV




They said that, they're in LOVE...
I asked them "what is LOVE ??... "


One of them said
"LOVE is, sitting back at the corner of a cinema theatre & having romance"


One of them said
"LOVE is, 2 drink a single coconut with 2 straws"


One of them said
"LOVE is, 2 enjoy the youth"


One of them said
"LOVE is, 2 roam on roads, with hand in hand"


One of them said
"LOVE is, 2 have sex"


One of them said
"LOVE is, 2 kiss each other in public"


One of them said
"LOVE is, 2 sit idly & look at each other"


One of them said
"LOVE is, 2 have physical pleasures"


One of them said
"LOVE is, 2 avoid friends"


One of them said
"LOVE is, 2 behave mad"


One of them said
"LOVE is, lying 2 parents & friends"


One of them said
"LOVE is, just a want of boyfriend/girlfriend"


One of them said
"LOVE is, 2 take a girl on the back of ur bike"


One of them said
"LOVE is, 2 talk with ur lover for hours & hours"


One of them said
"LOVE is, just a Lust"


Another One said
"LOVE is, a status"


If this is what LOVE is,
then, I had NO TYM 4 LUV.